Uncle Ruckus sings...

*ahem* Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to introduce to you one of the most talented, cantankerous, self-hating black men of today... Uncle Ruckus. Uncle Ruckus will now grace us with a song called Don't Trust Dem New Niggas Over There. So, without further adu...

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da...

Don't trust dem new niggas over there

Leavin' they nigga essence in the air

Dem happy, nappy head niggas with their fingers on the trigga

Don't trust dem new niggas over there.

Don't trust dem big nostrils over yondaaah

They suck up so much air it make you wondaaah

Don't trust dem new niggas with their spotted little nigga figas

Don't trust dem new niggas over there

*crickets chirping*

Thank you Uncle Ruckus!